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A jamaican driving in his brand new bmw z8 pulls over to take a leak. Short bmw jokes q. The worst joke i have ever heard bmw drivers are obviously more educated than the author of this solely by the fact they choose to do better things with their time than sit around and think of horrible jokes because they are in fact inferior humans compared to those intelligent and wealthy enough to drive a bmw.